WHY WAIT?

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“A merry heart does as good as a medicine” Proverbs 17:22

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“BOGO YOLO”
-MARCO POLO

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A RUG

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LAUGH the laugh of FAITH & VICTORY from TCL

“A merry heart does as good as a medicine” Proverbs 17:22

Excerpt from SWARMS OF CORN (C) 2013-2019 Taveau D’Arcy All copyrights reserved

CARPET DIEM “SEIZE THE CARPET”
(RUG SALE SIGN IDEA??)

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AN AUTHOR

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“A merry heart does as good as a medicine” Proverbs 17:22

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THE AUTHOR COMPLETED ANOTHER BOOK ABOUT MONKEYS. HE CALLED IT “THE PREHENSILE TALE.”

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JESUS VERSUS SATAN

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Laugh the laugh of FAITH & VICTORY

“A merry heart does as good as a medicine” Proverbs 17:22

NOTE: this was sent in by Sister Nancy Conkle

Jesus and  Satan were having an on-going argument about who was  better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.

Finally fed  up, God said, ‘THAT’S IT! I have had enough. I am  going to set up a test that will run for two hours,  and from those results, I will judge who does the  better job.’

So Satan and  Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They  moused.  They  faxed. They  e-mailed. They e-mailed  with attachments.  They  downloaded. They did  spreadsheets! They wrote  reports. They created  labels and cards. They created  charts and graphs. They did some genealogy reports . They did every job known to man.

 

Jesus worked  with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell. Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of  course, the power went off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.
Jesus just  sighed.

Finally the  electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming:  ‘It’s gone!  It’s all GONE! ‘I lost everything when the power went out!’
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.

 

Satan observed this and became irate. ‘Wait!’ he screamed. ‘That’s not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don’t have any?”

God just shrugged and said, “JESUS SAVES.

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REFILL?

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“A merry heart does as good as a medicine” Proverbs 17:22

Excerpt from SWARMS OF CORN (C) 2013-2018 Taveau D’Arcy All copyrights reserved

Q.What is the favorite book of the Bible down at the gas station?
A. FILL-UP-pians

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BLAME SHIFTERS

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LAUGH the laugh of FAITH & VICTORY

“A merry heart does as good as a medicine” Proverbs 17:22  

Excerpt from SWARMS OF CORN (C) 2013 Taveau D’Arcy Celebration of His Word Books All copyrights reserved


Taveau Creative Leadership’s ADVENTURES IN BLAMESHIFTING!

Mama’s don’t let your children grow up to become (avoidant) Blame Shifters” (Hold them accountable NOW)

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“The just shall live by FAITH” and the “Self Justifying live by BLAME SHIFTING”
www.adventuresinblameshifting.net
“By their fruits you will know them…

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FUNNY VIDEO LINK

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“A merry heart does as good as a medicine” Proverbs 17:22  

Excerpt from SWARMS OF CORN (C) 2013 Taveau D’Arcy Celebration of His Word Books All copyrights reserved

 

TRAINING VIDEO (Secular, humor)HOW TO START A MOVEMENT (PS lifted from the net from 2-3 years bacK) By Dancing Guy

3 minutes

www.sivers.org/ff

ALSO KNOWN AS

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LAUGH the laugh of FAITH & VICTORY

“A merry heart does as good as a medicine” Proverbs 17:22  

Excerpt from SWARMS OF CORN (C) 2013 Taveau D’Arcy Celebration of His Word Books All copyrights reserved

HOW SHOULD WE INTERPRET  THIS SONG TODAY?

(Please pass the Geritol?)

“We’re Going to Party Like It’s 1999.”

Prophecy

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“A merry heart does as good as a medicine” Proverbs 17:22  

Excerpt from SWARMS OF CORN (C) 2013 Taveau D’Arcy Celebration of His Word Books All copyrights reserved

Q. Did you hear the story about the prophet who took himself  too seriously?

A.  One day  he tried to read his own mail ….but all  he got  was a busy signal.